Tuesday, May 26, 2009

YouTube - Procrastination's Best Friend

Instead of studying for exams, sleeping so you can study for exams, or going to lectures so you can takes notes to study for exams, YouTube gives you alternative time-fillers. The annoying thing though, is that they give rise to certain phrases you then find yourself repeating ad nauseam, much to your own frustration. Behold, a few current rotations in my vocab:

Clare Werbeloff may be a fuckin' moron, but I can't stop saying "Chk-Chk-Boom!"

I also can't stop saying "OWWW! Char-lie!", whenever the most remote of opportunities for pain exclaimations arise.

"Shut your dirty whore mouth, player player!" 'Nuff said.

Way too many quotables.

"...like, such as." It's because some US Americans don't, have, maps.

Not quite a line to quote, but just his entire presence throughout:"Large fries."

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Three Rivers: Two Birds with the One Show

In news that greatly thrills me, US network CBS have picked up Three Rivers as part of their '09/10 TV schedule. As far as I know, Three Rivers revolves around transplant surgeons, donors and recipients. As far as I care, Three Rivers promises to combine very important elements from two of my religiously-viewed and recently farewelled shows (ER, The L Word): 'good' medical drama, and Kate Moennig. It can only help that ER's Justina Machado (aka Claudia Diaz, of 'Archie Morris + Claudia Diaz = red-haired, olive-skinned babiez!' fame) is also onboard, although if the stars had aligned a little more, oh, the possibilities...Parminder and Kate...on the same show...

The hotness would cause screens to combust. Except for the fact that I am devoted to the idea of Neela belonging only to the realm of the Roomies. Doesn't mean she can't share the screen with everyone's favourite androgynous whore though, I suppose.

Although there's a high chance Three Rivers won't last the distance and this time next year, CBS will be claiming it a bad memory, but until such a time arrives, I'm just hanging out to catch a glimpse of Doctor Shane - while not highly believable, the notion is at least highly amusing. LOLZ!